Way over there, is where you take that shit.

WAY OVER THERE
HOW TO DO YOUR LAUNDRY

HOW TO DO YOUR LAUNDRY

Fasting, doesn't mean eating fast food.

FASTING EATING HEALTHY
I love smoking weed, after a long day of smoking weed.

I LOVE SMOKING WEED

WHY ARE KIDS OBESE? Because the Government subsidizes un healthy foods.

WHY ARE KIDS OBESE?
I'll just buy some fruits and vegetables to start eating healthy, aaand they're rotten.

TRYING TO EAT HEALTHY

Doctor, I've heard that cannabis can be used for safe effective pain management? Maybe, but all I can prescribe you is a decade of opiate addiction and probably an early death.

OPIATE ADDITION
My circle so small, we all can fit on the short bus.

SHORT BUS

Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like its impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots, in three hours, goes down like a chubby kid on a see-saw...

8 CUPS OF WATER
Just hit it, joint, weed, marijuana, made to look like, NIKE, logo, just do it,

JUST HIT IT

Sitting, on a warm toilet, seat, after someone just used it, what it feels like, superstupidfresh, funny, taking a dump, ass to ass, but to but, animations,

WARM TOILET SEAT
Dude, where the fuck am I?

Dude, where the fuck am I?

When your dealer tells you to meet up in a sketchy location

DEALER
Donald, anyone one, Trump, Duck,

THE DONALD

Me wondering if whatever TF I'm getting up for this morning is worth it.

ME WONDERING
My parents and teachers always told me that if I don't improve my grades, only McDonald's will hire me. Just got a job at BURGER KING, Who is LAUGHING now.

MY PARENTS & TEACHERS

If you see someone buying candy, popcorn, and soda, at the movies they are probably a drug dealer. There is no other explanation

CANDY, POPCORN, SODA
Yo MAMMA so stupid, when they said order in the court, she asked for fries and a shake

YO MAMMA, SO STUPID

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems but then again neither does milk, homer, simpson, Simpson's, superstupidfresh.com, funny, meme, animations,

ALCOHOL,problems
Not sure if Ref is Blind or he just hates our team

REF IS BLIND

Sorry I hung up

Sorry I hung UP
We all have that one friend

One Friend

When I catch people staring at me,

Staring at ME
You're the strong silent type,

Strong Silent Type

Science teachers shouldn't be GIVEN

Newton’s Cradle
Men of few words are usually,

Men of a Few words.