Marijuana, negative effects of smoking: You now have less marijuana.

NEGATIVE EFFECTS

What I think about when I'm at work

THINK ABOUT

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to some drunk who talks to himself.

STOP DRINKING

I'm tired of sh*t, not killing me, and only making me stronger.

MAKE ME STRONGER

There are two kinds of people in this world, those that smoke weed and those that should.

TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE

I hate sex in the movies,.. Tried it once, the seat folded up, I spilled my drink, and the couple next to us was rude.

SEX AT THE MOVIES

Way over there, is where you take that shit.

WAY OVER THERE

HOW TO DO YOUR LAUNDRY

HOW TO DO YOUR LAUNDRY

Fasting, doesn't mean eating fast food.

FASTING EATING HEALTHY

I love smoking weed, after a long day of smoking weed.

I LOVE SMOKING WEED

WHY ARE KIDS OBESE? Because the Government subsidizes un healthy foods.

WHY ARE KIDS OBESE?

I'll just buy some fruits and vegetables to start eating healthy, aaand they're rotten.

TRYING TO EAT HEALTHY

Doctor, I've heard that cannabis can be used for safe effective pain management? Maybe, but all I can prescribe you is a decade of opiate addiction and probably an early death.

OPIATE ADDITION

My circle so small, we all can fit on the short bus.

SHORT BUS

Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like its impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots, in three hours, goes down like a chubby kid on a see-saw...

8 CUPS OF WATER

Just hit it, joint, weed, marijuana, made to look like, NIKE, logo, just do it,

JUST HIT IT

Sitting, on a warm toilet, seat, after someone just used it, what it feels like, superstupidfresh, funny, taking a dump, ass to ass, but to but, animations,

WARM TOILET SEAT

Dude, where the fuck am I?

Dude, where the fuck am I?

When your dealer tells you to meet up in a sketchy location

DEALER

Donald, anyone one, Trump, Duck,

THE DONALD